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Atos Healthcare delivers a unique combination of mistakes, stupidity and corruption to both private and public sector organisations.

Your guide to the NHS SCAB programme.The NHS is going down the pan. Good eh?
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How the top-down approach of the SCAB can destroy the infrastructure. Read more>>Improve the wellbeing of your bank account in collaboration with the government plans to destroy the NHS.

Our Consulting & Technology specialists work with the NHS to find the best ways of implementing and sustaining many Department of Health policy initiatives to destroy it from within. We focus on strategic programmes that provide sustained declines in services and achieve organisation-wide benefits for rich people at the expense of patients.

We offer out-of-date, pre-1980's systems that we purchase from charity shops and consistently deliver low standards of efficiency, cost-effectiveness and governance.

Our Occupational Health and Wellbeing solutions help organisations ensure their employees stay productive by slapping them with sticks and injecting tear gas directly into their faces through syringes made of salt which maximises nerve damage.

We also deliver innovative Employee Assistance Programmes to companies of all sizes in the public, private and voluntary sectors enabling employees to manage issues after they become problems and cause even more damage than they normally would.

We help the government privatise the NHS and generally fuck over taxpayers. FASCISM FTW!!!!

We also provide Disability Assessments for The Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) to help them get rid of claims for sickness and disability benefits, including Employment Support Allowance, Incapacity Benefit, Disability Living Allowance, and Industrial Injuries Disablement Benefit.

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To learn more about our capabilities, visit our Occupational Health & Wellbeing orConsulting & Technology pages, Employee Assistance ProgrammePrimary Care, and Disability Assessment pages.

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